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hello you funny little people. my name is Bond, James Bond. I haven't much time to talk as i am being shot at by .......... jake, the vaseline sales man. he secretly was on a mission to spill. I on the other hand, had to intercept this ....... this......... perverse individual. although i would like to tell you more, i have now been shot in the .......... buttox. oh no, another bullet, which has entered through my ........ pp, and is tearing it's way to my ........rectum. it is incredibley .......stimulating, oh, i mean painful. (i hope i didn't just say that alloud) i am now falling to the roof. it hurts. bad. very bad. bad bad bad.
bob say's i'm going crazy. i agree with him. he is a real .....female dog. i asked the rabbits, and they said i was fine. george says if i'm good, i can tend the rabbits. george says i'm real strong, but he thinks that i'm dumb, but i'm gunna show him, and everybody else, i'm gunna get my truckers license one day.
i now have to go. fred is calling, and if i don't hurry, she will go crazy. bye bye
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